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Exceptionnellement et même pas en MP3, je me permets dans ce numéro de vous transmettre une adaptation "Windows98" de la chanson IMAGINE de John Lennon.

Cette chanson vous est donc livrée en kit et vous devrez la fredonner devant votre moniteur pour en apprécier la sagesse :-)

IMAGINE (John Lennon)

Imagine there's no Windows,
It's easy if you try.
No fatal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives.

 

 


Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace!

Imagine never ending hard disks,
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to del or wipe off
And no floppy too

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money.

You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us
And your games will fit in RAM

Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can.
No need for left-shifts or setups
And no booting again and again.

Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time!

You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
Maybe someday I'll be a cracker
And then I'll make Windows run.

 
    
   

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